OCTOBER 15. IDES. BIG MOON TONIGHT.

What an election, right? What should we have expected with the 1st woman running against a 3-balled billionaire off to the rodeo.

Just like in nature. The biggest croc gets the waddado.

I'm honestly turning to gin to get through it. Though just a little earlier or more than usual.

It looks like Clinton will win. I guess last surprise worth headlines was Truman beating Dewey. Though we've had cliffhangers since. Maybe even a few steals.

But, wait. Trump called Clinton the devil. Well, that changes everything. This must be the end of the world as we know it.

Yeah. Makes sense. Trouble everywhere. Next year 50th anniversary of Jews taking Jerusalem. Year after that the 70th anniversary of Israel.

So, Hillary the devil. Sets up new world government for peace. And Trump feels pussies along the way to bring it down. O man, it gets too heavy to vote sometimes.

Anyhoo, I just wish Democrats could get behind lowering corporate tax rates to compete with the world. What more would bring and keep business and jobs here?

That's it. I get my say. Here. Goes viral, of course. And then into the trash heap of digital history. (Check me emails will ya, ye bastards.)

Well, happy trailers pards. Enjoy the locker room banter. And pussy videos. Doggy videos good too.

Rick